lets talk about Saturday Night...
I went from Camarillo all the way to the 405 to realize I forgot my purse at home! i had to turn around and driveeeeee all the way back, and get my purse and drive back all over again. seriously lost a good 2 hours of my life! bummed me out. Finally ended up to OC, where a night of serious partying took place, followed by hilarious chain of events....
Pushing your face on a screen door , I dont recommend!
My horoscope was amazing today in which I already announced to the world via myspace.
I also posted a HILARIOUS "missed connection" I found on Craigslist.org
here it is:
TITLE: you work at wendys and wear no bra
BODY:you are older about 40 and you wear your wendys shirt with it puffed open and i can always see your boob by looking in.....recently i went through and got an erection .... would you like to watch me stroke it in the drive thru, i know you have seen it out ....
BODY:you are older about 40 and you wear your wendys shirt with it puffed open and i can always see your boob by looking in.....recently i went through and got an erection .... would you like to watch me stroke it in the drive thru, i know you have seen it out ....
couldnt get much better then that!
ON MY WISH LIST
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